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"I'm sorry Sir, I really am. But you have to leave your weapon outside, or in our care."
Shio's expression, as ever, was calm and soothing, giving off little more than the faintest hint of confusion, and yet as he stared at the woman in her flowery, outlandish dress, he could see her sweating and twitching. Was it something about his outfit? Shio liked to believe he was pretty good at blending in, and while his outfit was a bit...colorful for an everyday human, it wasn't that incredibly hard to swallow. Or perhaps it was because he was just so patient and calm. Wasn't that how most serial killers came across, according to the news reports he'd read? Quite amicable and kind, until it was too late. All the same, his zanpakuto was...a bit more than a personal weapon. Leaving it out of his care would be foolish, and probably cause to get reprimanded.
Shio very much did not want to get reprimanded.
"Can you explain that to me, dear? Do you often have people entering your establishment with less than a foot worth of metal ending in a point? Is this a...regular occurrence? Or are you profiling, perhaps?"
"No! No, no, we wouldn't let -anyone- in here with a weapon! We just don't want to see anyone getting hurt, you know."
"What I do know is that unless you search everyone from top to bottom, or have metal detectors, you can't keep -everything- dangerous out. This seems more like a...token gesture, to me. An attempt to cover your asses, and reduce liability. If you claim you don't let people in with weapons, then when someone sneaks in with a weapon, it's not on you. Something to that effect?"
The woman's smile was frozen in place, brows furrowing; clearly she hadn't been trained to deal with a case of a customer asking questions of this sort. She began to back away, gesturing towards a passing individual. This one was a man, dressed in a rather convincing butler outfit, who moved forward with remarkable grace and speed, before bowing to Shio deeply. Shio bowed back, a slight smirk coming across his face. He couldn't help it; something about this chat was starting to entertain him.
"What seems to be the problem, Sir?"
"Oh, no problem. We were just discussing your policy regarding weapons."
"We don't allow them, Sir. It's that simple."
"And I applaud you for the sentiment! But how are you going to keep everyone with any dangerous object out? You'd go bankrupt, don't you think?"
"I daresay a knife is quite a bit more dangerous than a spoon."
Shio bit back his immediate response on that front; certainly, a spoon could be more than deadly enough in his hands. But he couldn't let them know that, or he'd be out on his ass in record time. Instead he just bowed his head, and then smiled.
"Sir. I am perfectly trained in self defense. I have absolutely no desire to use this weapon. No matter what the liberals say, having a weapon doesn't suddenly lead a person to feel tempted to use it. I'm not so unstable that one crying kid will make me go on a stabbing spree. It's more ornamental than anything, and if we're being completely honest my hands probably count as deadly weapons. For the sake of this...conversation, we'll assume I'll be putting my item in your care. To satisfy your policies. But to be honest, I really don't see how you think making it harder for the good guys to protect themselves will make it harder for the bad guys to hurt others."
Yet again, some oddity of thought that was lost on Shio. Perhaps it was strictly a human thing. He unsheated his zanpakuto carefully, folding it into a piece of cloth and placing it on the table at the doorway, then taking a seat immediately next to it. He could already see eyes darting towards him, gazes of remarkable concern and paranoia. Already, Shio could feel himself on edge...but perhaps the tea would help take that edge off. You never knew, after all.
So I will take this burden on and become the holy one
Her patrol had just ended, and Kaori found herself glad. There were few Hollows she encountered these days that gave her much of a battle, but that day there had been one who had proven a bit of a challenge. Luckily the girl had been able to keep the collateral damage to a minimum, and there wasn't really any surprise she'd been able to outsmart the beasts: she'd yet to encounter a Hollow with above average intelligence.
Kaori sensed the reiatsu of another and paused, searching for the person who she had sensed. It wasn't rare to sense the reiatsu of another on Karakura Town, where there seemed to be no shortage of humans with strong reiatsu, but it wasn't often the person she sensed was another Shinigami, one who wasn't suppressing their reiatsu. Curiosity got the better of her, and she followed the person to the small cafe.
Was he having an argument with the cafe's staff about his reluctance to relinquish his weapon to their hands for safekeeping? Kaori shook her head. She wondered if this Shinigami knew any of the customs of the human world, or if he was just that protective over his weapon. It was his Zanpakutou and Kaori understood the reluctance to be separated from her main form of defense, but he was a Shinigami, and surely he knew other ways of protecting himself without relying on the weapon? The girl stepped forward to intervene and smooth things out (the Soul Society really should teach the Shinigami going to the world about proper etiquette in their world, or leave its protection to those who actually lived there) but the male unsheathed the weapon and placed it on a table. Kaori walked forward and stood at the empty seat, gesturing to it. "Would you mind a bit of company?" She asked, offering the male a slight smile. "Your presence in our world has me intrigued, and in all honesty, a bit worried. Has something happened that requires the presence of a Shinigami?" With his approval, the female took a seat. "Forgive me, I've been impolite. My name is Kaori Mejiro, the Substitute Shinigami representative of the sixth division under Kukichi-taichou." She extended a hand for the male to shake.
Remember I am human and I'm bound to sing this song
Shio turned just slightly, smiling and gesturing towards her. This was part of why Shio liked to come to Karakura Town over other parts of the world, but on another level, the small world mentality that seemed to arise from it was almost...frustrating. It would lead to tears, one way or another; all it would take was one bad chance meeting, one coincidence of two people that knew him meeting him on the same day. But until that day came...he could enjoy the little things. Like a cup of tea, of course. He tilted his head, staring at her with an almost appraising gaze.
"You're fi-iine~ There's no real reason for me to be here, I should hope. It's my day off, and I wouldn't want to spend it at my workplace. It's just dreadful being a workaholic, don't you think? So I like to come down here and enjoy a few hours of stress-free life every now and then. Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on a job well done today, and buy you a cup, Substitute Shinigami Mejiro. It's the least I can do to make up for barging in unannounced, and stressing you out like this."
He rose a hand in a slow gesture, waving forward the first waitress he spotted, and gesturing for Kaori to sit. His smile was calm and almost thoughtful, as if he were running over quite a few things, and smiling more for the form of it than anything else. But his voice was soft and soothing, almost the textbook calming tone one would expect to hear in a tea parlor like this one.
"Bring me anything with a nice note of citrus, to start off. No rush, no rush at all~. We're just getting settled in."
Shio leaned back in his chair ever so slightly, folding his hands over his chest and staring up at the ceiling. It was subdued, barely even present unless one got especially close, but the faint scent of fresh cut grass seemed to waft off of Shio, as if he had just finished mowing a lawn and was now in the process of relaxing, or as if he had an air freshener somewhere on his person. It tickled at the nose ever so faintly, and Shio seemed lost in thought for a few moments as he looked up at the sky, clearly trying to figure out the best way to speak to a human-made-shinigami.
"So. What did you need, Substitute Shinigami Mejiro?"
So I will take this burden on and become the holy one
The male offered an explanation, and Kaori listened, her worry edging away at his words. At least he wasn't here to deal with some kind of threat to their world. "I personally find it more rewarding to perform my duties than lounging about, but I must admit the ability to relax after a fine day's work is rather inviting." At his invitation, Kaori took the seat, relaxing into the seat and crossing a knee over the other. "I'm surprised you find the human world much more relaxing than the Seireitei. I find the Seireitei to move at a much slower pace than this world." She paused, allowing him to interject if he wished before she continued. "Thank you, I would enjoy a cup of tea, and please, Mejiro is fine." Normally others would refer to her as Mejiro-san, her preferred title, but if the male didn't offer she wouldn't request. "I still have yet to learn your name." Her tone wasn't rude nor abrasive, almost as if making an observation.
The Substitute Shinigami was quiet, using the silence to study the male that sat across from her. She doubted he was from her division because she was fairly certain she'd not seen him before, but there was no questioning he hailed from the Seireitei. The male seemed quiet and reserved, though it seemed more out of timidness than apathy. He motioned over a waiter, and ordered a drink with citrus in it, a kindness in his voice. So he didn't seem picky, nor was he impolite. The waitress looked to her, and she offered a small smile to the woman. "I'll have a matcha tea with a hint of lemon and honey."
The waitress went to get their drinks, and the male seemed keen on relaxing, leaning back in his chair to do so. She allowed the peace, enjoying the quiet herself. As she sat there, she smelled it: subtle at first that she nearly missed it, but present all the same. It was like trying to recall a song you haven't heard in years when the tune got stuck in your head; once it was there, you had to figure out what it was. She contemplated the scent for a bit, trying to figure out what it was. Then she remembered: a mowed lawn. The scent was common back at the Mejiro mansion, where their gardener often tended to their lawn daily. She always loved being outside, especially as a young girl, and the scent wafting from the male brought back memories she hadn't thought of for many years.
His words pulled her from her musings, and she looked at him, a simple gesture. Then her eyes moved to the sword behind him. "It's not often we find a Shinigami in a Gigai. I heard you and the manager talking about the sword. It's not common practice to enter an establishment armed. How long has it been since you've been to the Human World? I can make a few things clear that you may be confused on. I am a part of this world, after all."
Remember I am human and I'm bound to sing this song
Again, there was that smile. But this time it seemed faintly pleased, a slight hint of self-satisfaction...or perhaps mischief on there. He leaned forward, placing his fingers on the table and letting out a soft humming sound, almost as if he were trying to formulate a proper response. In reality, he was simply appraising this girl still closer; a quintessential workaholic, the sort of girl who saw their work as a privilege, who no doubt drew some sort of enjoyment or sense of purpose from the arduous tasks brought upon her. It took Shio a second to realize that she wasn't that different from how he had once been. And at -that- thought a small lance of bile ran through his stomach and throat, leaving him tempted to make some sharp remark. Perhaps she was stronger than him...in fact, it wouldn't surprise him at all. But there was an entire structure protecting him. If they'd been able to use the loopholes and the blind spots to their advantage, if they could've struck him in just such a way that retaliation wasn't an option, why shouldn't he...?
Because he wasn't them. He inhaled slowly, pressing his fingers to the bridge of his nose, and inhaling deeply. He'd almost done or said something truly foolish there, had almost seriously put himself at risk for some petty grudge. And even now, he could feel himself tempted to make so many snide remarks...but before it all, he was still thinking of the girl. Would she understand? Was it best to play all of this off as simple ignorance, or incompetence? Surely she wouldn't think less of him if he just shrugged and said he made a mistake, right? They said that humility was a good sign, part of maturity. But was there anything...humble about this? About hiding the truth? This wasn't lying for humility, but for simple comfort. And Shio was already more than uncomfortable enough with this situation. A little bit more wouldn't hurt.
"That was actually a little bit of tomfoolery on my part. I come to the human world...maybe two or three times a year. I understand the broad strokes just fine, and what I understand is that signs like that simply don't help."
He gestured towards the very prominently displayed sign asking that individuals not bring weapons in, stating quite clearly that it was banned in this place.
"I understand the anxiety that arises from seeing a man carrying a weapon. I realize under most circumstances it could cause...a panic. But wouldn't it be infinitely more panic-inducing for me to simply sneak in here armed, with none the wiser? I've done my homework, I've looked at the statistics. Checking bags, confiscating weapons...none of it helps. It doesn't cut down on the number of violent crimes in places like these. The criminals find a way around it, and the law-abiding citizens who don't see the point in circumventing the rules are worse off for it."
He shrugged slightly, his fingers resting on the cloth, staring at them in a deep, almost contemplative silence. He could think of so many questions that he wanted to ask, so many things he could've brought up. But he felt for now it was best to keep things simple, to try and keep this a simple meeting between coworkers, just a fun little distraction from the world around them.
"Taking all of that into mind, I thought I'd try my hand at being a stubborn ass, for no particularly good reason. Is that not something humans still do, Mejiro?"
So I will take this burden on and become the holy one
The silence that stretched between the two was audible, and Kaori just knew they were both using that silence for one thing: to gauge the other. Both were studying the other, trying to discern anything of importance regarding the other, such as personality traits and a certain demeanor. She wondered briefly if she was giving away more than she wanted to, if her perfect mask of neutrality wasn't quite as mastered as she liked to think it was. This wasn't a human she was dealing with after all, and though there were many similarities between his race and hers, there were enough outstanding differences to make it anything but negligible.
Whatever he found, the male didn't compliment on it. Kaori watched him, wondering what he was thinking. He couldn't have been studying her for that long, could he? She doubted it. So he was looking for something else, something that likely didn't have to do with her, or not entirely. Whatever it was, the girl knew at that moment, she wouldn't be able to figure it out, not with something else to go on. She was good at reading people, but not even she could discern something from nothing. And when he finally did speak, it was about something as trivial as the sign about the weapons.
Kaori raised an eye at him, surprised he'd question something like that. Perhaps he was trying to figure more out about his female companion without actually asking her. If that was the case, then it was a game, one Kaori knew well. She hailed from a family of politicians, and games like these were commonplace for her. If he wanted to play, she would entertain him, but Kaori's father had taught her how to win; he'd never teach his children how to lose, it wasn't, as he'd say, the Mejiro way.
This would prove most interesting. "Why would they panic?" The female asked, folding her hands together and resting them on the table cloth. "A person only panics when he knows there's something to fear. If a weapon is concealed, they do not know it's existence, therefore, there's no reason for them to panic." She had to admit though, his logic was interesting, and she understood the point he was making. It was strange though, if what he said was true, then it was a curious thing that he would research the statistics and figures of crime in the human world when he visited it so infrequently. Curious thing indeed.
He smiled. Another valid argument. "I'll have to agree with you on that one, that the law will not circumvent the criminals. But from the standpoint of the law, it does make sense. The law exists as a deterrent, and the rule exists for the law. It will not prevent a crime from occurring if someone is determined to see its execution, no. But it may help preventing that same criminal from committing a similar crime while he's locked away in a cell." She could have gone on, but Kaori was more interested in prolonging the debate; the Shinigami was proving to be quite the strategist.
His next comment had Kaori raising an eyebrow, giving him a pointed stare. She didn't necessarily take offense personally to the comment, but there was no hiding the offhanded way he insulted the human race. Still, she scoffed at the words. "It's not a particular trait you will find in every human, though I cannot dismiss its frequent appearance. We also make it habit to share names with one another. Is that not something you do in the Seireitei?" This time, there was a pointed look to accompany her words as she regarded the male, slightly agitated he'd yet to introduce himself.
Remember I am human and I'm bound to sing this song
Fierce. Immediately, Shio could sense it, could tell that this girl was...willful. Beyond willful, she was used to success. And in that moment, Shio realized he'd already dug himself in much further than he'd thought. Anyone like this would never be satisfied by a simple rolling over and showing of the belly; no, she expected a struggle no doubt. And she wanted to eviscerate him, not watch him do it for her. His left eyelid twitched ever so slightly as he began to run the entire conversation over in his head, turning over each comment like a child probing at an egg, trying to feel for fracture lines.
Finally he rose a finger, and waved it from side to side, as if imitating a metronome. He cleared his throat, and then bowed his head ever so slightly, looking at the fabric in front of himself. He seemed to be marshalling his thoughts, trying to figure out his response piece by piece, when the tea came. He paused, turning to the waitress and staring at a spot just a few inches east of her thigh, almost as if he were too scared to make eye contact. The smile on his face seemed...warm enough, but it was odd. As if he'd spent a long time practicing it, as if he were plastering it on rather than really -feeling happy-.
And then he turned back to Kaori, inhaling as he began to tick off the points slowly, on his fingers.
"Point the first. The -mere possibility- of being stabbed or shot is to many as much of a source of fear if not more as the actual event. The thought that you won't see it coming only makes it worse. Point the second. It is not the -act- of carrying a weapon which the law seeks to reduce, but the -actions performed- which require a weapon. The correlation between the two is surprisingly low, if you look into it. Violent crimes can just as easily be performed unarmed as armed. This is simply another form of...criminalizing the non-conformists. Holding a weapon is not a crime. Holding a weapon does not in point of fact even make one more likely to commit crime. Taking a weapon from someone does not make them less likely. With the simple knowledge that a man determined to hurt will do so, with or without a weapon, and that those who don't wish to harm you can only really use their weaponry to help you...and barring unfortunate...accidents. There are precious few reasons to distrust someone simply because they hold a weapon. It's paranoia, plain and simple."
He paused, brow furrowing as if he were trying to remember what was going on and what he was doing. He knew exactly what he was saying, all of it made perfect sense, but coming from his mouth like this it felt...wrong. He felt tempted to start running the words over his lips once more, to repeat himself a time or two. He only barely managed to fight back the temptation, instead gulping and reaching out a hand to grasp at his tea. It seemed to embolden him, allowing him to raise his eyes once more and meet Kaori's. His were lidded ever so slightly, but as he spoke once more they widened just a bit.
"Shio Mora. My apologies, I got a bit...engrossed in the conversation."
So I will take this burden on and become the holy one
The male was silent for a while, watching her. She was used to the attention, used to other people trying to find the smallest chink in her proverbial armor, and use that to gain a glimmer of understanding of her temperament so they could try to gain some sort of advantage over her. So the Shinigami studying her like a clockmaker would a broken clock. Kaori sat patiently, content to allow the male whatever time he needed to organize his thoughts. He finally did move, and the female found the gesture strange. She narrowed her eyes quizzically as she studied him, trying to find out what meaning the movement could have behind it. The tea came before Kaori could make much of the strange behavior, but it proved beneficial. She watched the interaction between the Shinigami and the female waitress, noting with mild amusement the male seemed almost shy of the female. "Thank you," The female offered a small smile to the waitress, unafraid to meet the woman's eyes. Soon after, Shio seemed ready to resume their previous debate, a debate Kaori was more than ready to continue. His knowledge of the Human World was a pleasant surprise, but it was still her world, and at the end of the day, between the two of them, Shio was woefully under educated.
He had some good points, Kaori wasn't afraid to admit. It only made this a lot more interesting. "It's true we are all too aware of the horrors of this world. We see the worst in everything — both human and hollow — and because of that, we're aware of the possibility of being shot or stabbed. But everyone else doesn't live in fear of the possibility. A normal person doesn't wake up in the morning and think 'I may get stabbed today'. They live their lives in normalcy, where things like that don't happen to them, so they don't fear it." The female took a drink of her tea, using the time to organize her thoughts on the next topic. "You're wrong on that point. The law exists because of the crimes done in the past, but its purpose is to reduce the act of carrying a weapon. Laws act as a deterrent, not a repellent, and even then, the deterrent comes after the crime has been committed, not before, with the enforcement of the rules broken. Weapon wise, it's true that crimes can be committed as easily unarmed as armed, but would you agree that in the hands of a typical human, a gun is more deadly than a fist? A man with the intention to intently harm another will, but the victim is more likely to survive a fist than a gun. As for those carrying weapons to help, I believe they will only cause more harm than good. When someone witnesses a crime, usually their emotions are running high, and they're panicking. They're just as likely to harm the criminal as they are another bystander."
She offered a smile as the male's eyes finally rose to meet her own, hoping to encourage him to be more at ease around her. "It's alright, I find myself enjoying the conversation as well. You make quite a few good points, and I find myself lacking adequate thought provoking conversation these days."
Remember I am human and I'm bound to sing this song
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